the best condoms money can buy
*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
here comes monday
GameCube coughs out dust violently as she slowly detaches the controller from her port.
"Go on…go on without me." she rasps.
"Don’t give up, slam some jams with me console woman." Michael Jordon says as he valiantly offers his aid.
Gamecube blushes. “oh MJ-senpai. I would be honored to slam, if you’d welcome me to jam.”
Five Nights At Freddies played by the most fearless man